My name is Jasmine, 24, been living in CT since forever. I like all things Horror and Kawaii and I have hairdressing skills. Hit me up =].

 

Teacher: What are you going to do after college?

Senior: I don't know.

Teacher: Well what are you passionate about?

Senior: I haven't had time to find my passion because I'm too busy preparing for tests/midterms/finals/the AP exam/ACT/SAT and having to write my college entry/scholarship/housing applications. Plus, I have homework.

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

sherlockismyholmesboy:

unexplained-events:

Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift

humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years

Rawr. Tis the season 💖🐯☺️. #kigurumi #comfyaf #getemtiger

Rawr. Tis the season 💖🐯☺️. #kigurumi #comfyaf #getemtiger

Not only has the one can of tomato soup at my place been dead for almost a year, but it’s also laughing at my soupless fate. #oldschoolemoticons #mypoorsickfacenotpictured.

Not only has the one can of tomato soup at my place been dead for almost a year, but it’s also laughing at my soupless fate. #oldschoolemoticons #mypoorsickfacenotpictured.

Bleh, so not used to the early. #selfie #newmilford #bundledup

Bleh, so not used to the early. #selfie #newmilford #bundledup

Bleh, so not used to the early. #selfie #newmilford #bundledup

Bleh, so not used to the early. #selfie #newmilford #bundledup

Jersey themed party… Nailed it?

Jersey themed party… Nailed it?

Favorite sweatshirt time! It’s seriously the softest most comfiest sweatshirt I’ve ever owned. #sweaterselfie #comfyaf #fallishereyay #takingbacksunday

Favorite sweatshirt time! It’s seriously the softest most comfiest sweatshirt I’ve ever owned. #sweaterselfie #comfyaf #fallishereyay #takingbacksunday